My name is Christian, and my hips dont lie

Christian. 15 years of age. One day comedian, current entertainer. Pokèmon Black. Band Geek. Ask is open for more details.

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theatricaldynamite:

OK BUT LIKE imagine a little muggle-born of the modern age who doesnt know they have magic (like 5-8ish) watching Frozen and they acting out and singing along with Let It Go and it gets to the chorus and HOLY SHIT ICE ACTUALLY CAME OUT OF THEIR HANDS

AND THE NEXT THEY TRY THE SONG RAPUNZEL SINGS TO MAKE HER HAIR GLOW AND SURE ENOUGH

THEIR

HAIR

FUCKING

GLOWED

SO THEY THINK THAT BEING A DISNEY PRINCESS IS THEIR DESTINY NOT KNOW THEY ARE MAGICAL BEINGS 

(via thelesbianicplague)

liamdryden:

Ellen’s coming-out speech was great

(via teamhartosexual)

floormouth:

excellent.

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

theyellowbug:

O U A T  M E M E
[8/11] scenes

STILL SO EFFING ANGRY ABOUT THIS

I don’t want Aurora wasting her time with Prince What’s-His-Name and whatever TEDIOUS life he has in mind

I want her and Mulan to be together as ACTUAL CANON GIRLFRIENDS

I don’t want Mulan to be a heartbroken lesbian who’s never actually properly shown to be queer on screen and who winds up miserable because the girl she loves has chosen some worthless dude instead of her

I want Mulan to be a fierce, proud openly lesbian lady who tells Aurora how she feels and they both tell Phillip to fuck off and go drown himself in a volcano

And we get a fabulous lesbian happily ever after with these two amazing women happy together in a proper canon on screen relationship, raising their son or daughter together

But of course, Once Upon a No Homo won’t give us that so Mulan gets to be miserable and dissapear forever never to have an actual relationship with Aurora or any other woman on screen and Aurora gets her mind numbingly TEDIOUS and worthless heteronormative ‘happy ending’ with Prince Paper Cut Out

< GRUMBLES

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

-teesa-:

8.5.14

Sure would be nice to let all those people suffering and dying because of the disease have some of that cure…

johndarnielle:

writersflow:

starry-eyed-wolfchild:

A town known as the “town of books”, Hay-on-Wye is located on the Welsh / English border in the United Kingdom and is a bibliophile’s sanctuary.

#ammoving

furiously typing email to UK promoters demanding a Hay-on-Wye show at the earliest opportunity 

(via veganfuckstolemyshoes)

apolishfieldcaptain:

mr-noir-black:

Watch out for those bass cannons there nasty pieces of work! 

More like eliminated, ouch my eardrums.

apolishfieldcaptain:

mr-noir-black:

Watch out for those bass cannons there nasty pieces of work! 

More like eliminated, ouch my eardrums.

(via trombonian)

nat in catws [part one]

(via captnadorable)

basementdemo:

my mom told me to put the dog to bed but didn’t specify which bed 

(via pizza)

thebgcdatabase:

Mom: “Your room is dirty.”

(via ruinedchildhood)

landoflesbians:

fuckmefutch:

privateblog-myface:

and my face at work 

people have been asking for these so here’s some from my face page. I don’t post them all the time so there’s quite a few in here from the latest shoot!

My girlfriend is so gorgeous *-*

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

Kira Yukimura + Outfits

She is just SUPER CUTE <3

gaywrites:

Julion Evans was 42 when he died from amyloidosis in Tampa, FL. His husband, Kendall Capers, planned to have the funeral at New Hope Missionary Baptist Church, the congregation his late husband’s family attended. 

In Evans’s obituary, Capers is listed as his surviving husband. When the church found out he was gay, they called Evans the night before the funeral to tell him it was canceled. New Hope told him it would be “blasphemous” to hold the funeral there. 

T.W. Jenkins, the pastor of New Hope, told WFLA over the phone that his church does not believe in gay marriage. “I try not to condemn anyone’s lifestyle, but at the same time, I am a man of God and have to stand upon my principles,” he said.

Evans’ family members were devastated by the news, with his mother too upset to speak to reporters on the phone. “Regardless of our background, our sexual orientation, how can you wait that long and put someone in a bind when they’re going through a loss?” said Capers.

This makes me sick.