My name is Christian, and my hips dont lie

Christian. 15 years of age. One day comedian, current entertainer. Pokèmon Black. Band Geek. Ask is open for more details.

Look through my likes at your own risk. Arctic Monkeys. Mac and Cheese. Lesbians. Art. Novels.

"I am not so enamored of my own opinions that I disregard what others may think of them." -Nicolaus Copernicus
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Lucky Ducks I'm Following

tastefullyoffensive:

#raiseawareness #realcatshavecurves [wolfosaurus]

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the-chaotic-nether:

I love this company already.

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lord-kitschener:

clestroying:

clestroying:

What do you call a cheap circumcision?

A rip off

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lesbianwarriors:

This is either a gay wedding or a straight one with a selfish groom

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foreverforelsket:

someone on here actually has the same kind of tummy as me and she looks beautiful and I started to cry a little because I never see pretty models with my tummy wow

(via sassygaysammy)

774,883 plays
Willow Smith vs. Panic! At the Disco,
zachsuxx/we-r-who-we-blow mashups

rebekhaleesi:

we-r-who-we-blow:

crazygracefulburger:

iridessence:

we-r-who-we-blow:

I made a mashup of “Whip My Hair” and “I Write Sins Not Tragedies” …

oh mY GOD

WHY DOES THIS WORK NO

This is getting close to 25,000 plays. holy shit, thanks y’all

How do you even realize this is on point?

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bi-privilege:

informational diagram on the inner workings of bisexuals

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nivalingreenhow:

when McGonagall finds out that Ginny is pregnant, and that the Weasley and Potter bloodlines will converge, she marks on her calender the day the child will turn 11 and that is the day she retires 

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chrihyonce:

nickelodeon:

David Beckham and his sons get GOLD slimed after he accepts the 2014 KCS GOLDEN blimp!

i bet this is the color of his sperm.

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lameborghini:

lameborghini:

there’s a rumor going around my school that a girl in choir got suspended for fingering herself in class uh

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ur school wins

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nostlenne:

takashi0:

lesbiansagainstsjws:

wifemom:

do—svidaniya:

wifemom:

dont be cis

whoops sorry I actually like being a girl.

its ok to be cis if youre a girl

???????????? What

This is it.

This is tumblr’s mindset summed up in one post.

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terrakion:

bigoted feminism is feminism but it’s an extremely skewed and awful version of feminism that needs to be called out and critiqued and altered. there are huge problems within the feminist movement such as racism and transphobia and transmisogyny that need to be addressed, and writing off these sort of things as “not real feminism” ignores these issues and writes off the experiences of the affected people as unimportant

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rnagicschoolbussy:

So my grandmother got a Facebook recently and on her profile it says she “Works at Grandmother”

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BUT THEN IF YOU CLICK ON THE LINK THIS SHOWS UP

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WHAT IS THIS I CAN’T BREATHE

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theselener:

i realized that i had all 3 of these tabs open and i had to take a moment to reflect on my life

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